Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Scamming Gullible Fox News Viewers Is The Holiest Plan Yet

You can always tell a person by the company they keep, which is why I'm kind of wary of this God person. Just look at some of the unsavory characters he's associated with: pedophile priests and their enablers, Jim and Tammy Faye Baker, Fred Phelps, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and now, Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck says that God is giving him a plan, which is suspect in itself. Shouldn't he sell Glenn Beck his plan? After all, giving stuff away is akin to socialism, and Glenn beck is totally opposed to socialism. I mean, when Glenn Beck finally receives God's complete plan, is he going to give it away? No, he's going to put it in a book and sell it, because nothing is for free.
This why if this God person exists, I don't really trust him because he gave away a potential fortune to a man who raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Why would he give a plan to somebody that only Fox News viewers believe and trust? An all powerful god would be able to send the message to everyone on earth, simultaneously. Right?

11 comments:

mandt said...

"This why if this God person exists, I don't really trust him because he" HE? Oh, dude, this is gonna get ya in trouble with the divine She!

Lew Scannon said...

mandt,
To suggest I don't trust her because she.... would be sexist of me.

mandt said...

Absolutely Lew, absolutely....I got me a headache now....lol

Tom Harper said...

You're right, this God fellow keeps some pretty unsavory company. His son hung out with beggars and prostitutes, but surely not rapists and pedophiles.

Lew Scannon said...

mandt,
sorry about that
Tom,
prostitutes and beggars only crimes are linked to their victimhood under a capitalistic society.

Dr. Kiss Injure said...

Glenn Beck needs to be put in a Khmer Rouge re-education camp.

I am, in part, a Stalinist... if you haven´t already guessed.

Lew Scannon said...

Dr. Injure
Having no belief system myself, I think that any one who hears voices, or talks to an invisible man in the sky, belongs in a mental institution.

Dr. Kiss Injure said...

Read up on your Huxley. It appears to me that you´ve perhaps been brainwashed by the scientific dictatorship; not to mention disrespectful to indigenous people.

Dr. Kiss Injure said...

Here´s a starting point; Audio file easy for Yanks who don´t like overly complicated reading material. Beware, however, he does use some big words and is a bit antiquated:

http://anomalyaudio.net/2009/01/25/aldous-huxley-the-ultimate-revolution-1962/

See how nice I am? This is for your own unbrainwashing good...
;)

Dr. Kiss Injure said...

Having no belief system myself, I think that any one who hears voices, or talks to an invisible man in the sky, belongs in a mental institution.

Yeah, fine Lew. Throw all the ancient Greeks in a mental institution - including Socrates and Plato. Brush up on your Jung and Foucault mate. Spiritually putrified materialists aren't playing with a full deck either.

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