Thursday, August 07, 2008

FUTK

So corporate shill, pseudo country music artist and lynching advocate Toby Keith thinks that Barack Obama talks, acts and carries himself as a Caucasian.? I guess somewhere in Mr. Keith's beer addled brain, all black people are supposed to behave the way they are portrayed in the movies and television, as criminal gang leaders with less of a grasp of the American English language than Keith himself possesses.
Somewhere in Mr. Keith's tiny mind, he imagines Sen. Obama reverting back to his gangsta ways the day after the election, wearing his jeans down to his knees, with his boxers proudly displayed, an over sized tee shirt covering up the gat in the crack of his ass. Perhaps he fears that Barack will put a stripper pole in Air Force One, a zebra skin rug on the floor of the Oval Office, and totally pimp out the Presidential limousine.
It's easy to see why Obama intimidates Toby. Obama has style, while Mr. Keith still wears those flannel-shirts-with-the-sleeves-ripped-off that Bruce Springsteen stopped wearing over twenty years ago. Sen. Obama has class, something that White Trash With Money can never have. Not only that, Obama has a tendency to draw bigger crowds than Toby Keith, especially overseas in Europe.
One things for certain, for all his flag waving jingoist and chauvinst patriotism, Toby Keith can't see Barack Obama for what he really is: an American.

7 comments:

Kathy said...

Toby Keith has the same problem as McCain - green eyes.

By the way, where's the outrage from the "moral majority" about Keith? They jumped all over the Dixie Chicks when they criticized Bush, but they're silent about Keith. Gee, I almost think they're happy he's pushing this racism.

Tom Harper said...

Too funny. In Toby Keith's world, Obama waits until the cameras are off so he can put his saggers back on and go "sheeeit, mufu, how'd y'all like my honky imitation?"

Mark said...

I think Toby Keith is a good representation of the "lunch box joe" ( a sterotype of my own) population of the USA. The country is a big one, and as liberal and open minded as fans of this blog are, there are just as many that think along the lines of Mr. Keith.
I think that his opinions are shared in the south and midwest by many, and come election time it may start to matter.
Right about now in the election we are just starting to see people for who they are, and I'm not talking about the candidates.

Mariamariacuchita said...

Toby Keith is playing to his base.

Agi said...

Oy. Isn't this the guy who sang "we'll put a boot up your ass" before the invasion of Iraq?

Snave said...

Heh! That's the same guy, Agi. Scheise...

Koby Teith comes under regular fire from the left, and rightly so. The left needs to pound him but maybe not as mercilessly as some righties need to be pounded. After all he did say this once:

“Well, I couldn't do the day-to-day stuff of being a politician or anything, but I just think everybody should have an opinion and everybody should vote, and that's what we're built on.”

And even if he did also once say he was pro-troops but not pro-war, I'd bet that when all is said and done he probably hates liberals and will vote for McCain.

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