Tuesday, September 29, 2009

How To End The "Stealth Jihad"

I think I was vaguely aware of this but once again, to reiterate, the Muslims are taking over the country! They have one of their own, a secret Muslim fascist communist socialist, as president, and now they're taking over everything else. I know they took over a dollar store down the street, and possibly a corner gas station.
Do I sound paranoid? Probably, but not as paranoid as one Canyon Clowdus, a candidate for congress from Texas (of course! All the wing nuts with funny names are from Texas). Mr Clowdus feels we are experiencing a "creeping sharia" and a "stealth jihad" in this country, and so he wants to bar any more Muslim immigrants from entering this country. Sure, we can stop more from entering the country, but what to do to protect our country from being overrun by this whole "creeping sharia" thing?
What we need is a law, some sort of Constitutional amendment, that would provide for the prevention of establishing laws based on one's own personal beliefs. That would certainly halt the stealth jihad we as Americans are experiencing right now. Of course, that would mean that Mr. Clowdus wouldn't be able to put his God back in government either, but it's all a small price to pay to protect us from the creeping sharia we are experiencing now, wouldn't it? Besides, I don't believe there ever was a time when there was a "God" in our government.

5 comments:

libhom said...

It's amazing that Canyon Clowdus is even a real name.

Tom Harper said...

Oh My God, it's true. There really is a Stealth Jihad in America. Creeping Islamofascism. How could I have been so unaware?

The other night I went to the local minimart, and the guy behind the counter was swarthy and had a Middle Eastern accent. They're everywhere!

Thank you Jesus for Canyon Clowdus.

Lew Scannon said...

libhom,
Yes, I even had to Google it to make sure this wasn't a put-on
Tom,
Everyone knows the minimart is the basis for our whole economy.......and now the Muslims have them all.

Kvatch said...

That would certainly halt the stealth jihad we as Americans are experiencing right now. Of course, that would mean that Mr. Clowdus wouldn't be able to put his God back in government either...

File under "Dept. of Unintended Consequences". Clowdus for President!

Agi said...

Canyon Clowdus...sounds like a kids' TV show host.