Thursday, October 26, 2006

For You Princess: A Peekaboo Poledance Toy!

At a loss as to what to buy your little daughter for Christmas this year? Why not buy her very own Peekaboo pole dancing kit? As shown, it comes with pole, peekaboo dollars, a 'sexy dance garter' to stuff those dollars into, an instructional DVD that shows suggestive dance moves! Unleash that sex kitten today!
And if you think about it, it's not such a bad idea (yes, it is), I mean, what with college so expensive and out of reach of most parents, why not train her in a career that will help her pay for college? If she has her sights set on an unrealisitc goal of being a doctor or lawyer, this will help bring her down to Earth while providing her the inspiration to 'ho her way through school!
This little item was actually for sale on Tesco's website until parental protests forced them to stop selling the item. they were also selling the Peekaboo Strip poker set as well. Tesco removed the item from it's toy section on it's website and moved it to the fitness accessories. Because a product this good is fit for everyone!

10 comments:

sumo said...

Rats! I wanted one!

Tina said...

Damn! I'm with Sumo on wanting to get my hands on one of those. B/c ya know... my kiddo may only be 4 yrs old... but some people are willing to pay damn good money to see her shake her "lil money maker" already... hurl... vomit... banging head on keyboard til bloody.

Peacechick Mary said...

Gosh, I have one in every room. Just in case, you know, I get in the mood to dance. Actually, people would pay me good money not to poledance. Glad it was taken out of the kiddie section.

pissed off patricia said...

What the hell were they thinking? And did anyone actually buy one for their kids?

Ron Nasty said...

I think we know the answer to that-John Mark Karr!

Frederick said...

No Child Left Behind strikes again.

sumo said...

I'm b a c k! Hey! Let's make all the political runners become poll...(pole) dancers...and whomever is the best gets the big prize of the office they are swinging for. See...I visualize things...it's a terrible habit I have. Imagine Jabba the Hastert on a pole...I'd pay to see that! They could earn money for their campaigns that way too.

Kvatch said...

Tesco removed the item from it's toy section on it's website and moved it to the fitness accessories.

Well that makes sense. I mean...pole dancing takes a lot of athleticism.

karena said...

Good god,
I wanted to write a comment but the comments already posted are tops. Peacechick Mary, that is the funniest thing I have ever read.

Sumo, Jaba the Hastert doing a pole dance, I would pay all my money to see that.

Kvatch, pole dancing does require a lot of athleticism, and kids are fatter and lazier than ever, so you are right, that was a good plan.

Kathy said...

I noticed that Tesco is in Britain. I wonder if Tony Blair approves of the "values" message behind such a toy. Unbelievable. I bet we'll soon see it in this country too.