Saturday, August 07, 2010

Keeping The Government Out Of Everything Except Your Bedroom And Your Womb, The Two Places They Should Be In The Least

Wacky! that's the only word I can think of to describe Sharron Angle's way of thinking, with out resorting to such qualifying adjectives as bull-goose, batshit, or other animal-based euphemisms for those people so out of touch with reality that our language has been unable to invent a word that says it succintly.
I mean, really, how better can you describe someone who thinks that a fetus is a person under the Constitution, yet thinks that gays aren't protected by the that same document?
Thankfully, Ms. Angle is unaware that scientists have discovered a "gay gene", because those poor unborn homosexual babies sitting in their mother's womb wouldn't be afforded the same rights as straight babies and may end up being part of some faith-based eugenics program where women found to carry this gene aren't allowed to procreate, while victims of rape and incest are forced to carry their offspring to full term. The mind boggles.


Tom Harper said...

In that little magic bubble inhabited by conservatives and other wackjobs, government needs to be:

A) Small enough to be drowned in Grover Norquist's bathtub, and simultaneously

B) Big and gargantuan enough to monitor the private lives of every American, 24/7.

libhom said...

I think part of the rabid Christianity of Angle is fake. I think she is using it to cover her involvement with the Scientologists.

Lew Scannon said...

Everybody on the right wants big government, but only if they can profit from it.
Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Not that it isn't true....

Earth said...

Dear US Citizen,

Please kill yourself.


Planet Earth