Wednesday, July 25, 2007

A Pointless Move By A Spineless Congress

Senators are considering a perjury investigation against Alberto "El_Turdo" Gonzales after documents contradict Gonzales' testimony, and I wonder, what's the point?
In the enfeebled mind of the Republican, perjury is only applicable when someone like serial rapist Bill Clinton can't recall with whom he had sex (when most Republicans can name all three women they've had relations with: their wives, that hooker from the DC madam and that drunk girl they forced themselves on following a night of binge drinking.)but not when a member of the Bush administration lies under oath to a grand jury or a Senate investigation. Even if Bush would allow an investigation (which he won't since he has continually placed himself above the law), if the verdict was guilty, he'd just pardon Gonzales or commute his sentence, no need for taking responsibility for one's actions when you're a member of the party of values. Besides, Gonzales can't remember every law his office is doing, he's way too busy violating the Hatch Act and ignoring Congressional orders.
And right on cue, anytime Bush has politcally damaging revelations we are suddenly warned of another possible "terrorist" attack, which only proves that all the illegal spying, the illegal wars and executive privilege hasn't made us any safer than we were on 9/11, so you'd have to be a real doofus not to see it.

9 comments:

Undeniable Liberal said...

We are fightin' over there, so we can be scared shitless here.
I agree, lew that if we need to be fearful of getting our kids beheaded by islaocommienazijihadifascist sleeper cells, then the illegal bullshit these guys are doing isn't working.
Why can't the sheeple see this?

Tina said...

Oh come on Lew. Just move to the just opened glorious city of Ave Maria and all of this reality and truth and facts that you speak of can be prayed away... sigh... banging head on keyboard...

Frederick said...

Makes me wonder what they've got cooking for 08'

Neil Shakespeare said...

Gonazalez can't remember where his law office is. I wish someone would ask him: "Sir, do you have Alzheimers?"

sumo said...

Who knew it could become the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus rolled up into one?

Lizzy said...

I think people are catching on to the "possible terrorist attacks." The scary part is that I wouldn't put it past them to stage the real thing.

Kvatch said...

More than a perjury investigation. Now they're going for impeachment. Baby steps...man!

Snave said...

I'm with Lizzy on this one... I wouldn't put ANYTHING past the Bush administration...

Frederick, I hate to contemplate what they probably have planned for 2008. I'm thinking the terms "national disaster" or "catastrophe" may come into play somewhere.

Lew, I checked out the "doofus" link, but couldn't make myself go beyond that page to the person's blog.

Lew Scannon said...

snave,
I know. It's hard to think such people exist, but...