Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Muslims Are Sleazbags; Only Christians And Jews Are Beautiful

I'm not a big fan of beauty pageants, I find them tiresome and demeaning and generally a waste of a good evening. I especially don't care for any pageant that's part of the Donald Trump Media Empire. But mostly, I'm unimpressed with the parade of blonde hair blue eyed bulimics.
That's why I was happy to hear that this year's winner, Rima Faikh has got those durned Islamophobes up in arms. Being that Miss Faikh is a Muslim, Debbie Schlussel, a butter faced, bleached blond Conservative, has imagined all kinds of links between Ms. Faikh and Hezbollah and even called her a sleazebag. Another site says this is the next step in Islamization of America, and only those who believe in Israel should win. Thankfully, people's prejudices can now extend to such trivial things as beauty pageants. Way to go, you've politicized somehting else completely pointless!
Miss Faikh, who is a naturalized American citizen of Lebanese descent, has the same family name as some members of Hezbollah, therefore she should not win the contest, even though she is unbelievably hot. She should be disqualified because she makes some racist right wingers uncomfortable with the whole idea of America as a melting pot. You know, the same wipes who think that President Obama is a Kenyan-born secret fascist Muslim. I say good for the judges of this pageant for looking beyond the same bland blond bitches we've been seeing for years.

7 comments:

JesusFetusFajitaFishsticks said...

I LOVE IT!!!
Alliteration FTW!!!!
Roflmao!

Tom Harper said...

And the wingtards still wonder why everybody calls them racists.

Debbie Schlussel is such a sick twisted sack of pus, she makes Ann Coulter look like the "good cop."

Lew Scannon said...

Jesus,
10-Q
Tom,
I think Schlussel thinks if she becomes as vile and putrid as Coulter, she can become as successful.

libhom said...

The rightists are so funny. Since when did Muslim fundamentalists approve of women parading around in bikinis?

libhom said...

I have to say, JesusFetusFajitaFishsticks is the best new blog name I've seen in a while.

Lew Scannon said...

libhom,
Expecting reason and logic from people who believe dinosaurs and humans co-existed is something I gave up on a long time ago. And yes, JFFS is a damned good bloog......

Distributorcap said...

i wonder what debbie schlussel must think of vanessa williams.......

who can i talk to about getting schlussel excommunicated - i hate the she is one of my tribe