Friday, May 07, 2010

Where The Men Are Men, And The Animals Are Nervous

So, Florida, the Sunshine State, has, once again, failed to to pass a law banning bestiality, or, sex with animals. That means that in Florida, dogs, sheep, cow, goats and other animals, willing participants or not, are fair game for any person who finds it necessary to do so. This explains why the Florida legislature passed the Defense of Marriage Act, if it's perfectly legal to fuck a sheep, it wouldn't be too long before you wanted to marry it.

5 comments:

mandt said...

Animals! And I mean that in the best way....

Ron Nasty said...

if it's perfectly legal to fuck a sheep, it wouldn't be too long before you wanted to marry it.
Only if it's good for a roll in the hay..!

libhom said...

Gays can't adopt, but Republicans can still fuck rodents.


Ahhhhhhhhh!

Tom Harper said...

People have been fucking animals for a long time. The offspring is always a Republican. No wonder Republicans don't want to ban bestiality. Where would future Republicans come from?

Lew Scannon said...

mandt,
Yes, animals
Ronny,
Leave your sex life out of this
libhom,
It only makes sense because Republicans like to fuck over anyone they can
Tom
The GOP: the missing link in devolution. Sounds good to me!