Saturday, December 09, 2006

Shooting A Sploodge Of Democracy Into Iraq

Speaking at his farewell to his staff at the Pentagon, outgoing Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld said that "to pull out of Iraq would be a mistake." Oh? And invading it wasn't? We constantly hear about the troops finishing their mision, but the mission was never defined. Bringing democracy was never the reason for our "mission", and as far as adding to stability to the region, we all know how that's working out.
Rumsfeld, who's up on a war crimes comp[laint in Germany for his role in authorizing the use of torture, as well as two cases filed by the ACLU and Human Rights First (which he's asked the judge to dismiss)doesn't see his disregard a for the Geneva Convention or the Constitution as mistake either.He said learning of the abuses of prisoners at Abu Ghraib,which was authorized by President Bush, and were approved by Rumsfeld himself.
Rumsfeld also today made a surprise trip to Iraq to say goodbye to the troops, and perhaps to search one more time for those pesky WMD that he claimed at one time Iraq was lying about not having.
Plus, as any stud like Rummy will tell you, you never pull out of the country you're fucking, first you shoot your spoodge of democracy, then you withdraw.

4 comments:

karena said...

I am truly disgusted that he even made that trip. What in the hell was the purpose? How many other Bush Administration Officials would get to trot around making "howdy rounds" at taxpayers expense after they quit or get fired? This is enough to make me puke. He needs to go home and stay there.

Peacechick Mary said...

I wish that man would just dig a hole and get in it. I read the account of his trial and the judge's concern about trying a government official. He wondered where it would stop. I say, don't stop until all criminals are sucked out of the gov. It's a civil trial, but that's ok. Hooray for the ACLU.

Snave said...

Right on, Karena. That was the first thing I thought of, that is, "My tax dollars are paying for that arrogant son of a bitch to go traipsing around the area he helped ruin, around the region he helped inflame?" ARRRRRRGH

Kvatch said...

Plus, as any stud like Rummy will tell you, you never pull out of the country you're fucking, first you shoot your spoodge of democracy, then you withdraw.

Think we already did that, but the little f*ckers just wouldn't swim! Impotence on the world stage...what a bitch!