Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Time For The Ol' Dirty Trick Squad

(Note: My computer is running funny; until I get it running right, the posts here might be a bit sporadic. Sorry, Lily, if I haven't been responding to your emails, but if this son-of-a-gun is infected, I'm not sending out any emails until I get it de-bugged, in the words of Ron Nasty "If you know what I mean").
Today news out of the White House concerns the big shake up in the Bush administration. Scotty has left the building. Also Karl Rove has resigned as Deputy chief of staff. Why? here's my theory.
Rove has left to help the Republican mid-term elections, which means the revival of the dirty trick squad. Now I'm sure that the Democrats have a dirty trick squad, being craftier and less blatant, they seem to never get caught. But the republicans, suffering in the polls, need some one to work that old black magic to help them retain control of Congress. Bush needs a rubber stamp for his plans to invade Iran, I mean nuke Iran, and even though AIPAC controls Congress, and Israel is pushing for a strike against Iran, the Democrats are likelier to get a pang of conscience and demand that Bush actually try diplomacy, rather than threats and intimidation.
Also, a Democratic controlled Congress might investigate Constitutional violations made by the Bush administration and even *gulp* move to impeach the President. And a Democratic controlled Congress won't roll over and go belly up like the Republicans have every time that Bush has clearly violated the law. So in order to do that (and possibly distance himself should he be indicted in the Plame leak case), Rove has diminished his role in the Bush administration.
So, it's apparent what the Republican strategy will be again. Anti-gay marriages, fighting terrorists, and protecting the flag (while the President wipes his ass on the Constitution). Don't mind the unemployment (now at 12%), or high gas prices (while the oil company executives are walking away with hundred million dollar retirement plans) or the tax cuts for the rich (Cheney received a $1.8 million tax refund). Ignore the bad news coming out of Iraq, or Afghanistan, or from the retired generals, (but please swallow all the anti-Iran propaganda being spoon fed to you) coming out of the "liberal" media. The country's doing great and Karl Rove is getting ready to smear any any liberal tax and spend Democrat who has the audacity to state otherwise. So if I were Russ feingold, I'd stay out of any small aircraft.

6 comments:

impeach bush now said...

impeach the f#cker already

Kvatch said...

But the republicans, suffering in the polls, need some one to work that old black magic to help them retain control of Congress.

"This is a bad one Decker. The worst yet...I need the old Blade Runner. I need your magic."

dusty said...

ITMFA!!!!!

I cued that song in my head as I read your post..that ol black magic..

Krazy Karl will head the drive into..hopefully, oblivion for the Repubes..we can hope can't we?

Granny said...

At least you have a theory. I haven't gotten that far yet - just speculation. Thanks for the comment.

I just left another short post with a link to Mark Morford in the San Francisco Chronicle.

He has an outrageous take on Bush and Iran - I think he's right.

Ann

Lily said...

Hey Lew, just checking up on you. Miss seeing you around.

I'm not sure about oblivion but I would take obsolescence.

Neil Shakespeare said...

In the end the gas prices will get these fuckheads.