Wednesday, December 02, 2009

President Obama Wants To Make Me Gay!

Of all the powers afforded the president by the Constitution, I didn't realize this was in there but apparently according to the Family Research Council, President Obama will impose homosexuality and silence Christianity. I realize he had the power to impose martial law, but homosexuality?
While the upside to this is I might get laid more often, or find a life partner I can share a wardrobe with, the downside is YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE BE SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT!!!!
I have always found the Religious Right's homophobia to be a leetle bit suspect. Why fear queers when you can just say no? Unless you can't resist.
'Untrammeled homosexuality can take over and destroy a social system. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get - and that is what homosexuality seems to be - then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm .... It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin. It's such a rush. . . . Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.'" [Michigan Journal of Gender & Law, Chaos, Law, and God: The Religious Meanings of Homosexuality, 2008]

Now, if the 'anointed one' has this kind of power, I just wish he'd use it to make me slimmer, but if he can make you gay, well, then you'd better bow down to him now, because it looks like he's already started.


Tom Harper said...

Yes, the truth is emerging. Obama has been using this secret power for decades, maybe longer. You do realize he isn't really 47 years old. He's a witch. Nobody knows how old he is.

Meredith Baxter is only the latest victim of Obama's evil power to turn people gay. Few people know, but Liberace was at one time a linebacker. He weighed 250 pounds and he could bench press twice that weight. Then Obama cast his evil spell on this promising young football star and powerlifter, and -- well, we all know the rest.

libhom said...

The AFA is even crazier than Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, and that's quite an accomplishment.