Rudy "Blinky" Giuliani said that yesterday's news of a plot to blow up fuel lines at JFK airport is an example of why he should be elected president, because he has the most experience fighting terrorism. Funny, I don't see a deployment to Iraq or Afghanistan on his resume`. There was that time on September 11, when he made some pronouncements from the safety of his office, but I don't think there were any terrorists there to fight (because, you know, they all died in the plane crashes).
In fact, I think that yesterday's foiled terror plot is one more example of why Giuliani shouldn't be elected President. It should be obvious to anyone with a brain that the war in Iraq hasn't made us any safer from terror plots here at home, and seems to have attracted more people to strike against us. Great job, fuck-ups!
No, the only one who has any experience fighting anything but a couple ex-wives is John McCain, and he flip flops more than that goldfish at the end of that Faith No More video for "Epic". Personally, I hope when Fred Thompson joins the race he wipes your scrawny blinky ass out of the race, even though as a former actor employed by GE, Thompson scares me more than any other Republican candidate.
