See? Socialist!

In a typical display of the socialism that has defined his campaign, Friday night Barack Obama took his daughter door-to-door looking for handouts in his Chicago neighborhood. His daughter, barely disguised as the Corpse Bride of capitalistic democracy as they walked hand-in-hand. Sen. Obama then pleaded with journalists following him to not exercise their First Amendment Rights and expose the true socialistic nature of Obama.

Is Hillary Clinton A Satanist?

As far as I know she isn't, but her desperate attempt to paint Obama as a Muslim seems pretty evil to me.
And if Obama is a Muslim(which he is not), does that mean he can't be president of the US? After all, we are a secular nation, and religion shouldn't play a part in our selection process. So even if Hillary is a satanist (which as far as I know, she isn't), that doesn't mean she isn't fit to be president either. Neither race, gender, wealth, or the propensity to slaughter German Shepherds to Beelzebub (which, as far as I know Hillary doesn't partake in)shouldn't prevent any person from holding highest office.

(Image stole from Ron Nasty)
So if Hillary does drink the blood of aborted Christian fetuses( which, as far as I know, she doesn't) it really wouldn't affect her performance should she win the nomination and go on to win the general election. We should accept her as our president whether she is satanic(which, as far as I know, she isn't)Buddhist, Hindu, Christian or Muslim. As long as she remembers to suck up to the Jews.