Do The Republicans Have Any ideas?

With the Gulf of Mexico an ecological nightmare, the economic recovery not going as planned, and the US mired in not one but two endless wars, you'd think there'd be plenty of ammunition for an opposition party to run against the Democratic Party, wouldn't you?
These are real problems, problems that affect every American in one form or another, and yet to listen to the GOP, you'd almost think these problems are either non-existent, or not really problems at all. And what are our problems?
Muslims. Muslims exercising their freedom of religion.
As an example the number of television watchers who think President Obama is a Muslim has doubled. The most confused group is of course, Republicans. And it doesn't help matters when you have some Dick claiming that the "Ground Zero" Mosque will be used to train terrorists on Fox News, that beacon of rationality. Didn't the GOP from the last election cycle that a noun, a verb and 9/11 didn't work for Rudy Ghouliani, do they think it will work again?
All this manufactured hysteria is part of the corporate idiocracy's plan to distract television watchers from the simple fact that people are still losing jobs, and the Republicans and Democrats aren't doing anything to stop it.

...And This Is Why They're Wing Nuts

I like nutty donuts. They're one of my favorite kinds. But that's not to say I like nuts with my donuts, in particular, right-wing nuts. Sometimes I wonder what kind of drugs these people are on that makes them see terrorists everywhere. Except lurking in the White House, and other undisclosed locations.
You see, Michelle Malkin got offended because in a Dunkin' Donuts print ad, Rachel Ray was shown wearing a scarf. Well, that scarf looked a little too jihadist for Ms. Malkin, and soon the wing nuts were at their keyboards, pledging to boycott Dunkin' Donuts for not being sensitive to right wing xenophobia. Dunkin' Donuts soon pulled it's ads because they realized that Rush Limbaugh, Jonah Goldberg and all the other keyboard commandos didn't get fat eating nine grain breads and salad. When you're as whacked out as these people must be, sometimes donuts can be the best munchies. Bean curd eatin' tree hugging liberals don't eat Dunkin' Donuts, they tend to prefer less processed foods.
I think it's very important for these people to be fashion vigilant. We need them to prevent us from sending the wrong message to alQaeda. They may become emboldened by chubby television chefs wearing clothes of a Middle Eastern flair, and what will we do then? Because everyone knows, they get the same advertising in the hills of Pakistan that we receive here.
Don't they?